Imperfection is beauty

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britttanyl:

500daysofyou:

theindiehippie:

e-pic:

epichumour:

kangaroosam:yerawizardharry:beldon:(via gojasongo)

If you ever question my loss of faith in humanity, please see the picture above, and you will understand why.

Ew. Ew. EW. EW. EW. EWWWWWWWWW!

OH OKAY. BUT TWO WOMEN, OR TWO MEN CANNOT GET MARRIED. MAKES SENSE.
OKAY. KEWL.

uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhh uhhhhhh

500daysofyou:

theindiehippie:

e-pic:

epichumour:

kangaroosam:yerawizardharry:beldon:(via gojasongo)

If you ever question my loss of faith in humanity, please see the picture above, and you will understand why.

Ew. Ew. EW. EW. EW. EWWWWWWWWW!

OH OKAY. BUT TWO WOMEN, OR TWO MEN CANNOT GET MARRIED. MAKES SENSE.

OKAY. KEWL.

uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhh uhhhhhh

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Via Stay lifted, always. Zoom

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Via xoxo, Brittany.

(Source: dashingfoxx)

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last day of school

other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos

Via Chrissy.(:

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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!

Via i say fuck ya unless i'm wit ya.

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Via i say fuck ya unless i'm wit ya.

illseeyousoon-then:

Traci Wise: “I found my son sitting having a moment with his daddy (SFC Benjamin Wise) the other day. We lost him January 15 in Afghanistan… we cannot forget about the incredible loss these children must undertake.”

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Via &hearts; Partyrehabb.com Zoom

partyrehab:

Booze Birthday Cake Shots!

What you need:

1 oz. Cake Vodka

1 tsp Dry White Cake Mix

1/2 oz. Whipped Cream Vodka

1/2 oz. Half & Half

Whipped Cream

Sprinkles

How to make:

Shake all ingredients in a martini shaker with ice and strain into sprinkle-rimmed (optional) shooter or shot glass and top with whipped cream and more sprinkles.