Please find a VCR and bring that over too or we’re fucked.
In Siberia, you don’t hit drugs, drugs hit you back. Psychologists at a Siberian drug clinic uses brute force to help drug users to get their lives back. Professor Marina Chukrova told The Siberian times that they “cane the patients on the buttocks with a clear and…
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”
“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.
“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”
“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.
“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”
“If you were…”